Back at last!

Here I am after ages!!! And married to the most wonderful man !

And yes, everyone does look at me critically and wonder why I haven't put on some weight. Not that I need to, but just as a general observation.

They probably follow the logic that happiness=fat.
The more content you are, the more weight you put on.
So does that mean that everyone is stick thin before they get married, pining away for a soul mate?
If they're fat before they get married, will they get fatter after marriage?
If they get thinner after marriage is it because they're not happy?

Strange indeed, but by whatever logic or lack of it, I'm married, not so fat [just a bit chubby ;-)] and never been happier... so there!!!